The Periodic Table of Rejected Elements

by Michael Gerber and
Jonathan Schwarz

1 H Halcion									2 Td Tedium
3 Ac Actium	4 Cx Clorox					5 M Moron	6 Ct Carton	7 Fl Florentine	8 P Pylon
9 Bg Belgium	10 Hx Hydrox	11 A Anodyne	12 Pk Pekingese	13 Su Sumerian	14 V Vinyl	15 Bs Bosporus	16 L Linoleum	17 Td Asinine	18 Cr Crouton
19 Dm Delirium	20 Am Aspartame	21 At Antipathy	22 Ch Chagrin	23 Ca Canadian	24 Tc Talc	25 Ge Geranium	26 An Antigen	27 Rp Rapine	28 Pr Princeton
29 Bz Byzantium	30 Cn Collagen		31 Pz Pizzazz	32 Qt Quotidian	33 Gu Gummi	34 X Xena	35 Sn Sin	36 Vi Visine	37 Cd Celinedion
38 Im Imodium	39 Fg Fahrverg- nügen		45 Sa Sanatorium	46 Ap Asparagus	47 He Hefnerium	48 Ae Antigone	49 Gr Grenadine
		40 Gb Gambinium	41 Gv Genovesium	42 Bn Bonannium	43 Cb Colombium	44 Lu Lucchesium

	Sentient Metals			Dingy Gases
	Al Kaline Metals			Solid Gases
	Fey Metals			Criminal Elements
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