Three and Seven Minus Two, inc.

The inner rooms, all white light and fuzzy harps, sport alarm-clock green floor and slick "Queen Ann" era solid oak table and chair setup. The vinyl booth areas along the walls evoke old Italy, and the red-check table cloth print and tin and vinyl heart-shape lamps evoke young New Haven. The paper for the walls has the famed smoke stack motif, black and sea green along the edges, which seems right for the era.

It's got seven-wheel drive, suave white tires, and the price tag is ultra-super-value-low.

You'll drive our new car every day. got money and power? Please, visit our new car store, and buy our brand new car.

Bob Davis has eaten Uncle Lee brand pound cakes all day.

After the jam tarts, after the wheat toast and red jam, after the onion aspic and gravy, the hot donuts, the runny egg whose smell still wafts, Bob Davis ate the pound cakes one after two after three. Why the big feast? Who knows, but--kid you not-- Bob did eat all those pound cakes. Every one.

Bob Davis for Mayor.

(the Bob-for-mayor-group, inc. gives the money for these ads.)

Reach for the paper; the big cover story? Why, it's about The Texas Pizza Place. Known for its pizza, which seems not bad, it's famed above all for its sweet tarts. Stars are often found there.

Queen Susan meets Darth Vader there for beers and cream pie. Don Smith, the scary old brute, takes all his dates there for those great sweet tarts. Elvis loved the fancy china forks. Baron von Swank often ate there, too. The Texas Pizza Place. You too can visit our store today!

Informationes having by e-post to Anna Shliechelmeicher, CEO.

Never to straying far from Schneertz!