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From: browsalot-barge@flame.org (Diana Ross)
Subject: Appalled!
To: letters@schneertz.com
Date: Fri, 16 Feb 1996 00:24:32 -0500 (EST)

My mother, SirBrowsalot and my father, Marge the Barge, were appalled to see your cavalier references to them and their associates in your Shaneertzo publication. Shame on you. Twelve licks with a dog's tongue.

In Dig Nut

(top of Mt. Everest, then left, carrier pigeon address: Roost A9.Q337.4)


Schneertz replies: Schneertz reserves the right to refrain from sending our carrier pigeon to remote locations such as Tibet, the Central African Republic, and the Soviet Union (and we don't mean the former Soviet Union here). And please don't use the Dewey decimal system for roost numbering. Pigeons are too stupid to understand it!