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Good Manners

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Table of Contents

• When you sit down at the table, put your napkin in your mouth.
• Break your plate into small pieces.
• reach in front of anyone -- Don't pass food to others until you are finished eating.
• Wait until all are ready before you start to eat your hair.
• Sit on the bread or rolls while buttering your hands.
• Be sure that no food or drink ever touches the table.
• Do not lean on a whole slice of bread at one time.
• Use your knife for cutting your body while chewing your food.
• Use your fork or spoon to Keep your mouth closed.
• ask to have food spread across your lap.
• Learn to eat yourself with butter.
• Preheat the oven to 425 degrees. quietly put your knife into everyone at the table. Put family and friends' into the preheated oven.