So far, so bad
We've got a greenhouse for a globe
Carbon dioxide's not a fad
How can a new world order cope?
They said to cap emissions globally
and have offenders trade allotments for cash
with no way to keep G.E. from doing what it likes
'cept for free bikes
yeah yeah
free bikes
yeah yeah
So short, so good
Kyoto autumn's blazing on
That's where we gathered all the suits
to trade our futures 'til they're gone
They said to dole the plans out gradually
or else they'd have to jack up prices again
I say it's time the pedal-pushing lobby strikes
with free bikes
yeah yeah
free bikes
yeah yeah
Yeah yeah,
yeah yeah,
free bikes
yeah yeah
yeah yeah,
yeah yeah,
yeah yeah
Riding on my bike
Now I'm living large
'cause I'm on a bike
that's oh-so free of charge
And now that Microsoft's philanthropy
consists of edging out it's rivals in schools
I say let's take constructive action for the tykes
give 'em free trikes
yeah yeah
free bikes
yeah yeah
etc.