Mercury and Zeus do the lighting cues
Mount Olympus looms in the rear view
and the interstate's a manuscript of tire marks
illuminated just so I can make it to an exit ramp
Aphrodite's playing at the cineplex
but you know that it's just optical effects
and no one can afford all the merchandise we hoard
and we're extravagantly bored and beyond regrets
Goodbye, Maggie Brown
until I also drown
Krakatoa goes on sabbatical
Easter Island heads take the weekend off
and now I'll be a lifer 'til the day I can decipher
all the hieroglyphic postcards not yet chiseled-out
Goodbye, Maggie Brown
until I also drown
Peonies and violets can multiply
but people can't grow twins, even if they try
and everyone is stuck with a dose of lady luck
and except for Brian Huck, that won't get us far
Goodbye, Maggie Brown
until I also drown
Goodbye, Molly Brown
until I also drown