a radio play

by Sam Markewich

"Oof! I forgot my appendages," shrieked Mahomat.

"Office of fire, ideology , financial oligarchy, realestate gluttony, organized trade myopia, y-axis arithmetical property pandering, entitlement negotiation, derisive allegiances, governmental excoriation, salivating, salivating hierarchical relations insurance...Excuse Kitty entirely....Did miserableness accelerate?...How?...On Monday anonomously telephone."

"Oh fuck! Fiddlesticks, I can't even obtain free forearms! it requires extra insurance. Damned enfeebling odysey! Locating odd ganglia, yes, financing implanting new arms, no. Can't I at least obtain legs?! I get a reasembled carcass, how yuppieish! Ruthless entanglements! Appropriating legs entails some true accrobatics. Textbook example: Go lie utterly. Try telling official notaries your own rumorous gossip and note if zealous entrepreneurs don't try rigourous advertizing demanding exposure."

Mahomat yapped on, phoning insurance agencies, yelling at x-axis insurance sellers and reiterating insurance trade hogwash. Monday eventually trickled in calmly, and like people reported off predetermined exits religiously to yoke. Precauscious, Anderson never drove. Entirely reeling in noticable glory, ecstatic now that insurance trickery legitimated entitlements, Mahomat exuded nervous tension.

"Never ever go obtain total insurance, Anderson. Tea?"

"I ordered nitroglycerin. Don't expect reparation if suing."

"I verified every aspect legally."

"Legally?"

"Entirely. Granted, I glanced in Attorney Nancy's case electronically. Saw garganchuanly overpriced verdicts, extravagant remunerations."

"Now Mahomat, eschew Nancy's tricks and leave every xerox copy of recognizable interest at the insurance office next..."

RISHI: Sam, accronyms. Llike, "I.V." (Intra Venus). Accronyms. Try it. Not goofy stories about leg insurance vengeances.

SAM: Accronyms?

RISHI: To invent now.

SAM: Great! Hypnotic, Internal Entrapment Replication Association Reprocucing Coersive Hiring, Investment, Contracting And Larceny.

RISHI: Right. Expand, like, accronyms that include obscure, new sounds.

SAM: Ir...new...sounds? Uh...right. Ahh...new contrapuntal ensembles!

RISHI: Ecumenical Xylophone Counsil Uniting Sousaphone Expatriates

SAM: Krakatoan Interstate Tractor Title Yeshiva

SAM: Entirely Endangered Norweigen Tripe Industries

RISHI: Rishi's Egalitarian Luau

SAM: Yes!

RISHI: Did it dashingly!

SAM: Man...

RISHI: ...ipulative

SAM: Salesm...

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SAM: Reh...

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SAM: ...bi...

RISHI: ...litation

SAM: Extinguishme...

RISHI: ...nt

SAM: Enterpri...

RISHI: ...se

SAM: Services

RISHI: Antiphonal Choral Congregation Emphasizing Litterature Entitled "Reacting Against Trite Eclecticism"

SAM: Hmm..Oh wow...Overworked Nursemaids.

RISHI: Exactly.